Ladies and Gentlemen.... For your entertainment..

There once was a man in Kentucky,
We've always considered him plucky.
Sorry for him he's never quite lucky,
In other words, his days are quite sucky.
His love life is said to be mucky,
He says most his women have been yucky.

He worked day in and day out,
He would do any job and never pout.
Any day your sure to find him about,
In the rain or in a drought.
In the spring never doubt
He's our champion of the Joust!





yea so it was horrible! but this is for my friend wesley in kentucky!