10 things NOT to do at a coffee shop.
1. Ask for something made (or screwed up) by Starbucks when your not, at Starbucks.
2. Dump half and half in your latte. Its made with milk. What difference do you think that is going to make.
3. Bring a drink back and inform the barista its nasty, because it tastes like coffee.
4. Put multi packs of sugar in your already syrup-drenched latte. You do realize that's straight sugar. For the love of all that is healthy. If you hate espresso that much, get a hot chocolate.
5. Bring a cup of coffee in from another coffee shop. I'm sorry, that is blindly rude.
6. Ask what's in a specialty drink that is CLEARLY listed on the board.
7. Steal splenda to use at home.
8. Ask for that drink you "got last time." Barista's don't dedicate their lives to remembering what you ordered last week.
9. Complain that biscotti is hard. Yes Sherlock, it is.
10. Do NOT tell us we need ice cream, or sandwiches, or sugar free this or that, because in your small, narrow minded world you have all the correct answers to make someone else's business run better, and suddenly become a booming success. You do not run a business, you probably will never run a business. Your idea of what will help has already been thought of and denied for multiple reasons, move on, keep your mouth shut. Yes, your idea is stupid.
1 comment:
lawl, 'this is nasty, tastes like coffee' ..and it was probably something like a mocha drink..derh... s'why i get white hot chocolate :)
-j0nun
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